Books, e-Books and Stock Photography
Stuff you'll love. Stuff your friends will love.
Buy a bunch and live a happier life.
Good Stuff
Want a laugh? Says Seth and Deathfarts.com: More Says Seth will make you laugh out loud and squirt milk through your nose. Warn anyone sitting across from you before reading, please.
Collect toys? The Ultimate DC Action Figure Index offers the first of it's kind checklist for managing your collection of action figures, toys and games. Ideal as a field checklist and for cataloging your own massive collection.
Rock and roll fan? The Beach Boys and Jan & Dean Archives offer reprints of rare articles, interviews, promotional photos, original fan club materials and other artifacts from their history of the early 1960s to present. You'll discover things you never knew existed!
Need graphics and photos for web sites, desktop publishing and scrapbooking? Check out our exclusive collections of royalty free Clip Art Masterpieces Clip Art and White Lightning Stock Photography. These images and photos have been carefully scanned in high resolution from their original sources which we hold. Many images can't be found anyplace else or in any other collection!
VERY FUNNY BOOKS and eBOOKS
SAYS SETH
Available as a trade paperback and an e-book.
Special edition signed paperbacks are offered exclusively through our White Lightning web site.
COMING FALL
2014
MORE SAYS SETH
Available as a trade paperback and an e-book.
Special edition signed paperbacks are offered exclusively through our White Lightning web site.
STOCK PHOTOGRAPHY AND CLIPART
COMING FALL 2014
CLIPART MASTERPIECES
Over 4200 turn-of-the-century engravings carefully scanned from their original source documents 1922 and prior. All copy-right free and available for use
High-res 300 DPI scans ensure they will print beautifully on any printer.
COMING FALL 2014
CLASSIC PEOPLE
A DVD stuffed with over 1,000 high res (300 DPI+) black and white photos of people , places and things from the past 100 years.
Nearly all of the images are scanned from their original positive or negative sources and are exclusive to this collection.
SHORT STORY COLLECTIONS
UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE: VOICES OF THE MAIN LINE WRITERS
Short stories, flash fiction and poetry representing the voices of the Main Line Writers Group in southeastern Pennsylvania.
The first-ever collection for the group highlighting the best of their talent.
WORK WORK WORK THE MAIN LINE WRITERS GROUP
Short stories, flash fiction and poetry on the age-old topic of the work and the workplace.
The second collection from the Main Line Writers Group highlighting the best of their talent and results of their first-ever writing contest.
ROCK AND ROLL ARCHIVES
COMING WINTER
2014
BEACH BOYS ARCHIVES
VOLUME 1
Covering from their start in the late 50s to the accident and Phase II of their performing career. Fan Club newsletters, ads, fanzines, photos and other rarities reprinted in a 220 page book. Stuff you may never find anyplace else.
COMING WINTER 2014
BEACH BOYS ARCHIVES
VOLUME 2
More stuff covering their career including even more fanzines, magazine articles, interviews and rare photos, plus an original tour book and concert pics. It's better than digging through someone's closet or attic, all bound into a 200 page book.
COMING WINTER
2014
BEACH BOYS ARCHIVES
VOLUME 3
Ads, tour books, promotional materials and magazine articles featuring the Beach Boys. Covering their career from the beginning through 1976. Over 200 pages of materials to make fans very happy in a bound book.
COMING WINTER
2014
BEACH BOYS ARCHIVES
VOLUME 4
This fourth glorious volume reprints the BBFUN newsletter run from 1977 to 1986. Started as a fan publication, it quickly became the official Beach Boys fan club and swelled to a membership of thousands worldwide. It was THE source for official news about the band.
JAN & DEAN ARCHIVES
VOLUME 1
Short stories, flash fiction and poetry representing the voices of the Main Line Writers Group in southeastern Pennsylvania.
The first-ever collection for the group highlighting the best of their talent.
JAN & DEAN ARCHIVES
VOLUME 2
Short stories, flash fiction and poetry representing the voices of the Main Line Writers Group in southeastern Pennsylvania.
The first-ever collection for the group highlighting the best of their talent.
JAN & DEAN ARCHIVES
VOLUME 3
Short stories, flash fiction and poetry representing the voices of the Main Line Writers Group in southeastern Pennsylvania.
The first-ever collection for the group highlighting the best of their talent.
JAN & DEAN ARCHIVES
VOLUME 4
Volume 4 continues the Sunshine Music run starting in the mid-1980s. This volume covers issues 22-40.
Scanned from the original fanzines and digitally cleaned up for the best reproduction possible.
BUSINESS BOOKS
MEETUP LEADER
HOW TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL AND PROFITABLE
MEETUP GROUP
Short stories, flash fiction and poetry representing the voices of the Main Line Writers Group in southeastern Pennsylvania.
Available in paperback, Kindle and PDF formats.
COMING SPRING 2014
Let's Punch Them In The Face and Take All Their Toys: A Six Year Old Gives (Surprisingly) Good Business Advice
Perhaps the world's longest title for the youngest business author ever. Authors Seth Zenker (with co-Author Gary Zenker) explore how the life observations of a six year old directly apply to the world of business. Funny, memorable and significant, this collection will remind you that the basic rules of business are NOT that complicated.