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 A six year old shares his views on the world...​

Belches, farts and poop. Penises butts and boobs. All the great taboo topics.

Plus love, food, unanswered questions and more. Life observed and explained through the words of one very funny six year old boy. Followed up with the sometimes sarcastic commentary of his Daddy. In Twitter-sized text bites of 140 characters or less.

Says Seth is a collection of over 500 brilliant life observations guaranteed to make everyone who has ever been a parent, a brother or a sister to laugh uncontrollably and shoot the beverage of their choice through their noses.

Expect to ruin the pages of the book and have complete strangers ask you what in the world you are reading. If you are reading it electronically, keep a couple of wipes handy. Think of it like Art Linkletter's Kids Say The Darndest Things gone very wrong or $#*! My Dad Says without the nastiness.


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