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Buy a bunch and live a happier life.
Says Seth
Belches, farts and poop. Penises, butts and boobs. All the great taboos plus love, food, unanswered questions and more.
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Life as observed and explained through the words of one very funny six year old boy. Followed up with snarky commentary by his Daddy, because he can. More...
Coming Early 2014
Deathfarts.com - MORE Says Seth​
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More on bodily functions, body parts, family, math and money. A second collection offering all new quotes and conversations on everything you can imagine. Plus a wagon-load of other topics that pre-occupy young minds.
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Yes, Seth himself did come up with the title. More...
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UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE:
Voices of the Main Line Writers
​Pick up Unclaimed Baggage and discover the treasures it contains. A collection of short stories and poetry representing the voices of 19 members from the Main Line Writers Group in southeastern PA. Catch these rising stars now.
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Gibson Girl Giant Scans
Scanned in super high res from original sources. Over 200 images in high res 800 DPI for reproduction in monster sizes or super high resolution. Royalty free use.
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Classic People Black & White Photos 1
Professional portraits and family photos, all with people being the primary focus. A White LIghtning exclusive scanned from original prints and negatives from 1920-1960. You won't find these images elsewhere. Royalty free use but not model released.
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By Title
Beach Boys Archives Volume 1
DeathFarts.com: More Says Seth
Jan & Dean Archives Volume 1
Jan & Dean Archives Volume 2
Says Seth
Let's Punch Them in the Face and Taske All Their Toys
Life Observations from a Six Year Old Perspective
Unclaimed Baggage
Voices of the Main Line Writers Group
By Author
Jane Butler
Sarah Cain
Judy Chow
Tony Conaway
Susan Drummond
July Duffy
Suzanne Feathers
Sigmund Gard
Joan Hill
Tom Joyce
Walter Lawn
Lorinda Lende
Bill McCambley
Matthew McGeehin
Robert Charles Mercer
Martha Nawrocki
Susanna Reilly
Thomas Jay Rush
Elizabeth Stolar
William Young
Gary Zenker
Seth Zenker
Let's Punch Them In The Face and Take All Their Toys - A Six Year Old Gives Surprisingly Good Business Advice
​Possibly the longest title ever written for a book. Seth's smart quotes applied to business situations. Seth and his Daddy show what YOUR BUSINESS can learn from a six year old's comments and observations. More...
FICTION COLLECTION
Unclaimed Baggage
Voices of the Main Line Writers Group
HUMOR
Unclaimed Baggage
Voices of the Main Line Writers Group
